The annual spirited Telethon against Stone Heart disease

An annual telethon (put on by spirits from the past) to prevent the re-occurrence of Stone Heart disease ???!

Is it a fund-raising telethon for research on the calcified (stone) formations on heart valves that leads to often-fatal SBE  endocarditis?

Or  a telethon to prevent the return of post-modern Humanity to being mean and selfish and stone hearted , ie 'modern' ?

Or both ......